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Everyone else is chasing the cycle. Catjak is becoming it. Nine cycles survived. The tenth life starts on Robinhood onchain.
Get in
Download MetaMask, Rabby, or your wallet of choice. Desktop users can install the browser extension. Mobile users, use the app and connect via WalletConnect.
Have ETH in your wallet to switch to $CATJAK on Robinhood chain. Buy ETH on Robinhood, Coinbase, or any exchange and send it to your wallet.
Open ponsfamily.com in your browser or wallet browser. Connect your wallet, switch to Robinhood chain, and paste the $CATJAK contract when it goes live.
Swap ETH for $CATJAK. Zero taxes — no need for special slippage (you may still use some during volatility). Track the chart once the CA is live.
The token
The story
In the world of Wojaks, every character represents a different part of the internet. Wojak feels everything, Troll laughs at everything, NPC follows everything, and Catjak remembers everything.
Cats have nine lives, and Catjak has lived through nine market cycles. Each ended the same way: greed took over, the market collapsed, and the crowd disappeared. Yet Catjak always returned — not louder, but wiser.
After watching Wojak panic, Troll gamble, and NPC follow the crowd through every chain, meme, and crash, Catjak learned what the others never did: the market rewards patience. His first nine lives were about survival. The tenth is different.
This time, Catjak isn't here to survive the cycle.
He's here to build something that lasts — on Robinhood.
Roadmap
Launch on Robinhood & 20% supply to fomo users
Build base community of believers
File for LLC and acquire IP rights
Expand with animations, TikTok, Instagram and IRL marketing
Solidify Catjak mindshare as a cycle leader and top catcoin on Robinhood
History
The first euphoria is the deadliest. Thinking it never ends.
The cold realization of red. Selling at the absolute bottom.
Listening to the shills again. Forgetting the first lesson.
When the chain goes dark. Total loss of hope.
The years in the bear cave. Only the builders remain.
Learning to eat dust and watch charts without emotion.
Waiting for the signal that others missed.
Buying when the world is screaming 'scam'.
The Ninth Cycle. The realization that time is the only asset.